sylferino:

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

irisensata:

kiryuing:

cantpickyourgenre:

never give up on your dreams. Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau are dating. that’s not a dream come true for either of them or any of us, but it does prove that things you cannot even fathom of happen every single day. So, why not your hopes and dreams?

ci4nna:

babygirl i can overthink things you’ve never even thought of in your life

decayalectical-materialist:

stupid-lemon-eater:

the-mad-prince-of-denmark:

from today’s entry:

fireball-me:

61below:

xenobotanist:

sewerfight-deactivated20250114:

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering “the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee”. now imagine that’s you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

Filing this in my memory right next to this thread:

is anyone imagining a dog with a propeller hat on

det395:

setulose:

setulose:

setulose:

I think I might be about to send a deranged email

Couldn’t find an email address so it was instead a deranged form submission

ALT

HUGE NEWS

ALT

severepoison:

this years north pole leaks are crazy it says im not even on the naughty or nice list im on the doomed list

4ngelbb: