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If homophobia were a conversation about food...

Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person: I like both!
Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

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deplaisant:

dangerhamster:

the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”

Hopefully

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guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

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alicexz:

Amethyst. Painting I did for sansastark's birthday…!

whoredinarygirl:

when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb

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magicbutterdragon:

nflstreet:

yeah, but can the science side of tumblr explain THIS *whips out dick*

alright! someone bring me the microscope.

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dancingqueen707:

niallshit:

if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower

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It made me so happy

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